Sunday, August 31, 2008

STOP TELLING MY MOM YOU READ MY BLOG.
IF YOU ARE THOSE CUTE LIL JUNIORS THAT GO 'AUNTY BETTY! I READ YOUR DAUGHTER'S BLOG. HA HA HA' CAN YOU PLS STOP IT. I DONT CARE (maybe i do) IF YOU READ MY BLOG, SO IF NOT READING MY BLOG WILL SHUT YOUR FACE, GO BOWL PROPERLY.

F OFF DONT CUM BACK.



irritating,irritating.







Love,
Azchul
VisualKei

OshareKei

KoteKei

GIVE ME I LOVE BEACH K CAPS.

Friday, August 29, 2008

The day we had 1.5 hrs of art,
line,bells,jerri,di,farah and i played court, u know, the judge, victim blabhealbjah that kinda court.
hwang na got raped by lim chookweng(di)
farah and line were the laywers,
Im the eye witness.
went back to class and a few more others joined, pam,rul,cara,ter.
It waz lyk.. da ol' tymes... s0 fun.

Today waz teacher's day.
i forgot the bring th birds nest for mrs low and vase of daisies for ms hoe.
nvm.
oh we had perf too.
jerri said rollz and i shd perf tell me.
Or next yr line can perf so hot.
..
...
....
ARE YOU NUTS.
(ha ha i mea9nt forzen nuts, u know, kept in the freezer..)
crazy, i cant dance and if i do dance, I THINK MY HIPS WILL FALL OUT.
and i think if we do/did, sec 3s will eat our BEACH K.
(ha ha. i love beach k)
and their eyes will pop out like fishies jumping out of the pond during winter,mudskippers..

Oh u know who is r*nda**?
toetally ..... sick.
Quoted from ian;That fat ugly bastard?
i waz l00kin thru old frster msgs.
HAH, i saw this,
i now i shdnt post this but u shd noe acey, violent syndrome cum distorted hips.
Oh btw i gt 14 points forprelims, HAH, i can go eat flesh.
The msg;
"hi . er.. u know wayne ? well if he toks to u . u
ugotta know that hes gay with jashen . well . yea......juz look at jashen and u can tell that hehas a gay look . hahas . er... . yea .wayne told amenda that me n brandon are gay .wtf...so can u help me tell her that we not gay ?yeapz . see yaz . yar . ..nnn chirnchip from ursch is ma auntie . yar...ok say till here wait forur reply ."

I backspaced some parts.ask mi why.
n i didnt know who is auntie was, i thought it was the auntie working in the canteen or the cleaning auntie.

Ohhh, i see another unforgettabllllleeeeee frster msg,
This gal, she was kinda pissed at me cuz i had normal eyes and she didnt.
ha ha ha, i rmb being so fucking pissed off after reading that msg i wanted to break linehy's bones.
so i told her to shut her face or i'll beak it.
...NAH, kid.
i said, NO! who the fuck told u tht?!
cuz she accused me of stealing her stupid lamb.goat.sheep.ship.box in da ship,boxing the sheep.
t0etally...LaMe LarH PlZ..



I love my yaoi,
Ha ha ha.
If anyone find my pokemon yaoi plz giv my a call or leaf mi a msg.


I still hate livejournal users, they think they so cute. the only cute i will approve is cel.
lj.com/jaejoongmistreessss,
lj.com/fishesinddongsea,
lj.com/dbskrmybros,
lj.com/sexfordinner'n'lunchyumyum,
lj.com/lovelykoxygenO2LuV,
lj.com/cowsmoomoomilkylilme,
lj.com/il0veBY2,
lj.com/HeechulLovesMiie.

OH YES,
Hhahahhaha,
line asked jerri wat 2 do with ym.
Line; ehhhh u said u will help me.
Az;YEH ME TOO.
Jerri; help u with wat? Heechul?
Az; Hahhh.. ha .. ha...
Jerri; HAVE U SENT HIM THE BIRTHDAY CARD THING? U SHD WRITE LIKE, 'SORRY FOR THE LATE BIRTHDAT CARD..ETC ETC... '
HAHHAHAHAHA SHE REALLY THINKS I SHD,
HAHAHHAHAHA.
ah i think its funny la.
sending a belated card to a celeb.

yeh,mr koh and mr low,
they have, like their own fan club.
girlA:*Mr koh walks pass her* OMGGGGG, MR KOH IS SOOOO CUTE/HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GirlB; NO LAHHH. mr low cuter lorrhhhh, he looks so young and handsome!
GirlC; I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MR KOHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GirlD; MR LOW WAVED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GirlE: MR KOH SMILED AT ME WHEN I GREETED HIM GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GrilF:MR KOH AND MR LOW ARE MINE!!!!
-end-


Love,
Azchul.

OH YEH.
U know...
how much i complain when i see the 'MCs' in the sch, MC-ing... YOU KNOW RIGHT?
Yeh, im juz greatful to u loyal aznet viewers...
I WAS ABSENT THAT DAY, I DIDNT CUM 2 SCH, THERFORE THEY DID NOT ASK ME TO MC. yes.i was absent from sch. thx u clarice lineh cel and all of u for making me feel like the child line never had.
Rice made my wish com true btw, i touched th kin ball.
the ball 'crashed' into 4/9 and i was sitting at the end, so ricey pushed the ball nearer to me. HA HA HA. thx gal p0wer.
Love,
AzchulLuv

Thursday, August 28, 2008

I backstabbbeddd sum1 2day,
.
But if ur gna die, stuff must keep rolling.



Heenim heenim heeeeechul r0x pamti (panties).


Gave line a suju poster,
she was happi.

Oh, lissa ran into the rain ytd,
it was so funny.
but i think shes sick now.
poor thing.

cant wait to go on the holiday with caroline,
and eat toes and crabs.
Will post a post abt u soon lb.lbca.

Love,
Azchul.
Az+heechul, azchul.
hichu, so cute so cute.
new heebum picture,big eyes.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


I dont know...
Shd i bathe..
i dunno..
i dun wan 2 waste water...
savin 4 winter..
winter iz cummin..
later ..no h0t water..
i thinkk i will spend a few hours collecting all the h0t water i can get...
but..
then i think again..
later.. i collect the water in the buckets...
keep them inside the closet..
it will be cum cold...
unless i install a heater...
but that will cost money... i dont have enuff moo to feed my cows..
then how...? winter... no hot water..
but i will just collect the hot water later..
i hope i wont burn my hands...
if i do.. i will need to see the docs.. and that will cost me a lot of SGDs...
how... im so... confused...
but i think i will just collect the h0t water... i will rap with alluminium foil...
i saw alot jus now while looking for food in the rubbish truck...
got alot... of alluminium...i will just take a few..
rap the buckets so the heat wont escape...
i hope it will work...
oh well..
maybe u all shd give me advice...
auntie angonie pam hole... help me pls...

Love,
POSSTICKS.

Monday, August 25, 2008

I LIKE,
HIRO MIZUSHIMA.
HA HA HA.
Mr.Asamoto.

I TELL YOU SMTH.
LAST EPISODE OF ZETTAI KARESHI, I CRIED.
AND THEN OKAERI STARTED PLAYING AND IT WAS SO FUCKING TOUCHING AND SAD.
SERIOUSLY.WATCH IT. BETTER THAN JE PEOPLE.
HA HA HA.
MIRACLE/ LAST LOVE FOREVER(?) AHHAHA SMTH LIKE THAT,
JUST WATCH IT.
AHHHHHHH.
YUU WATASE... U R DA BESTSO!
AND.
When you 1st listen to Okaeri, its not nice,
But after, the, um, 7th epi or smth, u start to appreciateeee the song...like, understand it.
Ayaka is not bad herself... sing to the sky.
yup.
yupppp.

HAVE YOU VISITED
cna-tvxq.blogspot.com ?
IF U HAVNT,
GO NOW.


Love,
AzchulForEverLoveHAH
CHECK THIS OUT,
http://cna-tvxq.blogspot.com
The watches are kinda cute, i want one.
TU,GIV ME ONE.
^^5 plz supp0rt~

Olympics are overrrrrr, now we have to wait another 4 yrs for the london one.
...
Yay, heenim is happy again! ;o



Love,
Azchul

Saturday, August 23, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpnu9X9q5k&feature=related
Hahahha Miss jade seah,
YOU SUCK AS A BROADCASTER AS WELL AS A MC!




Love,
MCazchul.

Friday, August 22, 2008

I think early this yr, i did blog abt zettai kareshi and how i was watching it on utube with eng subs when it got removed.... yeh i was so fucking upset.
but a few weeks ago i bought the dvd.
...*cough, if u didnt know Zettai Kareshi is just, Absolute Boyfriend,AND EVERYONE READS ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND! yay.
4rul, hahah the 1st few epis... are kinda boring.
One of Yuu watase's best sellers. ^^ *THUMBS UP* GO YUU WATASE! *insert heart here.*
A ha ha.
Yes, but the drama is a little diff,
eh...

-instead of a hot Night Tenjo, we have,Hayami Mokomichi . *disguestedfacehere.*
THE NIGHT IN THE MANGA IS very G00dlooking.
-Soshi Asamoto is ugly in the manga, BUT HE'S REALLY hot in the show. ^^ :D ;o Mizushima Hiro!
-Riko Izawa in the manga is... eh... not very mean, but in the show shes a fucking bitch. Aibu Saki.
-Instead of High school, they are all working!
-Mika is still a bitch.
-Night still wants to have sex with riko.
-Soshi did end up falling for Riko.
-There will be another robot coming to their workplace.
-Mr. Gaku does not have the kronos wing tattoo below his eye. D:
-I am only on epi 8! but i know the ending! um um um, night becomes scrap metal and she goes with soshi. i think, thats the endding for the manga.

Nighto fans must be really sad...... HAH.



Oh and asamoto has an elder bro, he's ugly, and they make creampuffs.



this is better than yukan clubo man,
..
So. in conclusion.
Zettai Kareshi is a must watch.
and i need to lend thiv nobuta wo produce.YAMAPI.


...
.....
Key is hot di.
Unlike Jh, always side profile profile,
PROFILE BOY.


I ATE WAFFEL TOWN WITH CLARICE 2DAY.
LINE WAS UNCONTACTABLE,
D:
COld storage for sum, u know. lyk, um glosseries, muah.
I RAN 2.4 TODAY.
I think i passed, 16 mins and smth secs, HAHAHHA fuck u la, laugh somemore,
so fucking painfullllllllllll.... i had to borrow cel's shoes cuz my shoes, u know, my shoes, are like, slippers.
But i imagianed i was holding the olympics torch... so i ran ..for 1 rnd..then i died.
Ahhh... didi didnt run, her breast exploded.
Line, sick bay, but she came out later.
So jerri, didi, pam,sit,linehy cheered for me! i was so happy i almost died.
i know didi was shouting, " KEY IS INFRONT OF YOU, KEY TO YOUR HEART!" or smth like that. -.- Me; Huh, where WHERE, dont have! D: HAHA, im such a joker, JOKER LITTLE BIG ME. my thighs very CUTE right line...SO KUTE.
The rest were like, heechul heechul this heechul heechul that, Hahha very cute they all.
Line stood at the fence there, and she was like ,' go acey.... come on...' and she wore her cutesy pe shirt, with a cutesy sad face, ahhah i felt like i was in jail.
BEJING IS COUNTING ON YOU.
After the run i was as red as a tomato, with a coconut tree.
So funny men. men.mans.janice man.
Rice was playing sims castaways, she was so smelly and kiasu! dnt wanna bathe and only want to collect the bamboo things all,
AND HER BEST FRIEND IS A MONKEY.
Yeh, its funny, to line and i. -.-
MONKEY BESTIE.

I saw this on my Junior's Friendster.
"st magaret ar ??hees, it's a nun school cause all girls only =p "
HAHHAHAHAH, i love the =p...
Want to know what she replied?
"wahlao, wht nun sch lor !is les sch cans !i thn no want be nun uh !"
Ya lorhs, we is dont want to be nuns cans!
Yeh, can can. can can dance.... polar bears dancing to the can can in poland.......
.....


Pz thoguht that my 2nd number was line's number,
TAESU!

RULIEROLLMYEQUATION.

.........................Rainydays+ VisualKei+RyusseiRocket
500%stress ------------------------------------------------> -0.001Stress
.........................MYV+BOU+KEY+HEECHUL+LBINAGUMOOD

Hahhaha mine is so much longer!
T.A, TEUKIE ANGEL?! HAHHAH.

funk punk,otomen,imadoki,blaue rosen,
AKIRA is fucking cute in the cat suit.
ASUKA's room is fucking cute.
I like LANCE from pokemon adventures, hes a dragon master.

NOTICE.
For those who had ordered stuff Through me,
The stuff have not arrived, but it will,soon, i hope,HAH.
but rest assure(d), the have recieved the payment so, just, WAIT.
ty.


Love,
Azchul,Key is ..cute.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Man... how stupid can sohee get...yesung offer free ps3 also want to bake humble pie...
IF i was/were her....
if he didnt offer to give, after the show i'd go ask him to give it to me. HA HA. Stupid fat fake dumpLing in the well.
but its okay. who cares, its no hc.
HC.
HCAZ.

....
........
.............
GREAT WAITERS!
everyone loves funk punk rumble, its so cute and cool.
but i've never heard of that author b4.
cuz im still a YUU WATASE and NATSUKI TAKAYA fan~
and i hate those stupid comics that have no story line, like the onewith the 3 big breasted gals, everyday wake up, 3 of them fight over a small man/boy then they will push his facd into their breast then slp with him but theres no nudity at all cuz, well, i bought it in singapore.
yeh, then didi lent me get backers,
ISNT THAT AN ANIME?
hehe........
VK is getting boring.
and my fav is still fruits basket,
:OOOOOO ahhhh.. fruits.frozen fruits.....

linehy, pam, didi etc etc etc etc etc all think the ONE girl very hot, whats her name ah, ryeo won or smth la...
YOU ARE THE ONE SHE IS THE ONE HE IS THE ONE I AM THE ONE THEY ARE THE ONE WE ARE THE ONE.
linehy got her leather jacket already!
like about 1 year ago she wanted it... AT LAST SHE GOT IT.
Oooopps, why so big....
she wants to get so many stuff... but shes so lazy like a potatoe...

Theres this person listening to fall for you for about 3 hours already.....
.......
Then another person listening to Love love love for 2 hours.
...
And one listening to N.E.R.D........

TUTU!
YOUR NECKLACE CAME IN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o



...
Im sick, i have, fever.

...
imadoki.
thiv can just go to japan, seriously, to meet yamapi.

Love,
Azchul.

Monday, August 18, 2008

2dae wuz s0 fun man.
Polarcakes from Poland,
Weed from the sea,
...


Afta sch,
Cabbed to linehy's house to watch 5girls, A HORRORRR MUVIEE!
Bought lor mee and chicken rice,
AND SAW KIBUM.
and ryeowook. H A HA HA
Yes, char kwey tiao uncle really looks like kibum!
...
heh.
SOOOO.
After that stupid movie, ahhhh so lame but the lesbian girl is fucking steaming man..
WE WATCHED MUSIC BANK!
AHHHHH MY 1ST TIME WATCHING IT ON TEEVEE!
Hey, come on man, i told you i dont have cables... -.-
I've watched MTV b4, but not MB,
And then we watched YOUR MY DESTINY(?) WITH MY CLEAN AND CLEAR YOONA!
Whoopie.
So fun, with lb, making fun of mighty mouth and old rappers.
b4 i went home i went clubbing, not at zouk but at the.. zoo..
....
zoo got pingu and polar bears btw...
........................................................................................
*criket me*
...
Yes, then,
a weirdo suddenly called me,
Freddie,
Like, mable's bf, havnt talked to him for like a few months.
Then he said, HE HAS SS NOTES! O.O *shinnnyyy glowy eyes*
Really gu ss notes from chec.
SS NOTES!
...
the things i do for mrs. Jung.
but if i can make some moolah... i'll slp with photoshop for th rest of my life, making designs, signatures, wallpapers, blogskins and backgrnds.... yup, they dont mind my un professional skills, unlike clarice... D:
AHHHHH.
.........................
tudae was cool uh, line, pam and i did some retarded deal or no deal 'play' again, it wuz fun... like de olden daes...
HEHHEHEHEHEHE.
Ppl were watching too. HAH NAH KID YA.


AHHH,
I LOVE SNSD!
I LOVE MY POWER OF NINE!
even tho they complaint abt not having gu seniors like wg and they have suju and most of them are bitches,
I LOVE MY SOSHI!
My YoonA~ :O so cute so pretty soooo cute sooooo prettyyyyyyy~
their photoshooooooootttt isss s00000 cuuutttteeeee!


fuck la aze.


Love,
Azchul.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

HEY, 3RD POST IN A DAY, HAHAHAHA.
ha ha ha.



HEENOTE.
NEW MOVIE.
*cracks cracks cracks*





CATCH IT NOW.
By, PandaAz Pictures & Co.
Love,
Azchul HEENOTE~ fucking lofl like nipples on fire.
Picutes,
From nattu, char, etc etc.
Ha ha ha. long time no dongbang picts~


ENTER ENTER.

CHAR SEE IF U HIGHLIGHT U CAN SEE UR NAME.
HAHAHHA 2SGD ROX. LUVING FORAVER~









Wagamama is the bestso.



Which yunho pict is nicer?

OR.
Damn,
so..................

YOONA.!

* YoonA fan here* BUT WHAT HAPPEN TO CLEAN AND CLEAR??!!?! D:

HAHAHAHA JEJUNG WITHOUT MAKE UP.


My hot dog, Kanon.

Soshiiiiiii~ ^^ so cute so cute. (-.-)
XiahJunsu.What.happened to all the compacpowderand foundation.....
mama: xiah is so cute! but i like MY jejung the bestso!

DONT LIKE MAX. HAHA WHY?
For DI, OoO Key~

....

azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Lastlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~

Heenim heenim heenimmmmmm~ looks like, boa, and rokukko.

YUP, HEY its been a long time since i posted gay b0iis photosssss k.... ;o



YAY!
k, pls do not bother abt my tag board, caroline fan there.


Love,
Azchul
HI HI.
I cant stand it.
Stand what?
IT!
.... *evolution~ polarbearmon.*

Fucking korean boy staying on the 7th floor fucking rude, FUCKING RUDE.
I hate rude ppl.
And that reminds me.
To chloe,
Hi chloe, it will be gr8 if you were a bit more polite, cuz your forgetting your magic words. thx.

Ah. heechul's hair is so cute, now he really looks like taemin, but the 'female' and 'hotter' ver.
HA HA.

I didnt talk to line ytd.
...
But today i did.
...
AND WE'R GNA WATCH A MOVIE AT HER HOUSE!
5 GIRLS, ITS A HORRORRRRR MUVIE.
AND WE'R GNA MICROWAVE POPCORN!
Yes, she has a microwave. unlike some lala mother.
Lala in msia is ahlian.
THATS WHAT MY CUZ SAID.
DAMN.

NATTU's going for the stupid shang hai smtown conc.
and that sucks cuz,
#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*

HAHAHA EVERYTHING'S CLICKABLE!
WHY?
-.-
HAHAHAH COOL.
....
.......
...
K.. its irritating now...
....
......
STOP BEING CLICKABLE.
....
NOW.



asdsfdffdsfdldmvksdmvkokov

...
Ok nvm.
I wanna see heenim, HAHAH.
ATLEAST NAT GETS TO SEE YUNHO.
AND I WAS SUPPOSE TO GO WITH LINE,
BUT SHES GOING KOREA.
HAHAHAHAH HOW,
AND IM GOING,
CRUISEEEEEEEEE, A BIG BOAT.
Irritaing.
I shd show u what i created.
HEHEHEHEHE.
in the next post.
why shd i show u actually.
OH BLURMEESE GRANTED MY REQUEST! :D
THX BLURMEESE!
:D:D:D:D:D:D MUCH LOVE TO YOU *throws big heart bed for you and jejung, HA HA -.-*
I have olympics emoticons.
NaTtU iZ aWeS0mE,
THIS TAKES ME BACK TO PRIMARY SCH MAN!
HEHEHEH :O
CAROLINE,
CALL ME NOW.
Love,
Azchul.
Blurmeese's fanfics are FanTastic. go read them now.
^^5

Saturday, August 16, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOkbYuWWaY
Sohee's soooo cute!
...
.....
.......
YOU THINK?!
NAH, I KID.
GoNdiE.

Yuuuuubin~

Yeh yeh, fucking fan cams in my kuso face with all ur stupid smtown cons, low quality cameras and stupid lousy 2 megapixels phone. i hate fancams.
The only fan cam im gna watch is the fan cam thats only for me, which will be uploaded on 15 of smth, ty tutu.

HA ha ha ha.

...fucking tickle ur niipples.
Phelps is hot? you think? i dontknow... betty thinks he's hot.


Love,
Azchul does not like sohee, *bash bash bash*

Friday, August 15, 2008

Story of Heebumie,
Cat of chulla.
kittenhood pictures,
*plays back ground music,*
There was once a kitten named heebum.
He was given to Heechul by a fan.
He cost... alot of moo.
Heebum when he was a kitten. Not knowing what the outside world lies, heechul protect heebum like his own family.

Heebum in his teens, or adolescent, im too not sure. Heebum went through many tough times, voice break, puberty etc etc, nevertheless, heechul still stood by heebum in times of need.

Heechul's little heebum grew up quickly, within 2 years, little heebum grew up into a mature and handsome young cat. Many say he resembles his owner alot. What a hot cat,

Being a caring owner that heechul is, he thought that heebumie might be loney, thus he accepted a gift another fan gave him, a cute little siamese kitten and he named this new celebrity, Shampange.

End.

Credit; Photos from Heechul's blog.


Yes, i shall end with a photo of my friend.

Dont be angry, i know you are.Cakes.




Love,
AzchulHeebum.

Ps.RUL! IF YOU DONT TELL ME IF YOU ARE GOING THE __ _______ WITH ME BY TODAY I WILL USE MAPLE SHOTGUNS!

Yay for team singapore! :D







:)







Anyone going for the sm audi?
Line?
Char?
o.o


Prelims are over.
Shinee's 1st album, taemin has new hair!
Bio paper was easy today!

Team singapore is soooo cool!
was watching olympics the whole day today,
and , 2 epis of zettai kareshi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cIF1SxBpkc
this boy/girl is reallyyyy cool!



Love,
HappyAzchul.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008



MY SPIDER BATIK~
MaGniFy...;;*)]]`
yeye, not that nice and all, but it took a longgggggggg timeeee.


---


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUgF0q9t-c

I am BB-N00B.
4 Ppl who have no cables like me... i think...onli mi...... *turns in a polar bear...polar cakes...made in...poland.............................*





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDMjYG2Ggzw&sdig=1
This is really funny, really.
Theres a PP parody tooooo.


Anyway,
I misssss carol.
CAROLINE.
Lioness.
Line-o.
I had assessment juz now man.
It was fine.
i was 1007.
24 girls only.. NOT EVEN HALF of the pees there.
There was one AA girl, fucking hell, shes like skinny and bung-ish and damn fucking cool.
Cool= she bowls really well, REAAAAAAAAAAALLY WELL.
Yep. and then, on my lane, 1 and 2,
6 gals,
so 1003, 1006 and myself, lane 2.
fuck 1006 man, fucking irritating, cant fucking bowl and her face is so 'innocent' like, 'oh, no... how...what...when...why.... ah.... i hurt my self..... what am i to do....... ah...... look at me yellow scrunchie.... aint it cute... like me....' i tell u.
1007, me.
1006, iritating ugly skinny useless gal.
1003, AA pro bowler.
if,
1003 gets X, 1006 will throw 1st ball, ( and in that 2 hrs, she only X like, 2 or 3 times, IMAGINE HOW MANY SPARES I HAVE TO CONVERT. and 1003 is pro yeh, so she has lots of Xs.)
1006 always throw me weird pins, lots of splits and corner pins.
Oh but the gu thing is that she gutters alot, HAHAHHA,
so i get 1st ball.
So if i X, 1003 is happy.
i wore special cute socks for luck, hero socks my mom bought 4 me.
yeeeeeh,
wayne was there, grabbed the oppotunity to tell him some junior from st margs likes him,
...Opps.but he didnt look, surprized.... -.-
hehe.

I think my moms legs are like, shindong's, fat and filled with balls of bouncy cellulite,
...
PLEASE DON TELL BETTY.


Okie.


Love,
Azchul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTpF2YK6crw

GIVE
ME
THE
PANDA
NOW.








Love,
PandaLurver,
Azchul.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

4 pacles arrived on fri.
;o

Oh yes.
IF YOU HAVE A NOSE.
A BIG.
A FAT.
A FLAT.
A WIDE.
A THICK.
NOSE,
CUM.
JOIN.
THE BULBOUS CLUB.

Bulbous-LITTLE-us-Dont-MAKE-fun-Of-US-cuz-We'r-UGLY@coldmail.chemistry.




Brought to you by,
Azchul.
Main SPONS-or.
Bacon fresh.

My reply from auntie pam.
SHES SO GREAT, she solves all your problems!
Dear Aunty Agonie PamHole,
this is the 2nd time i have writen to you, you did not reply mt last letter.... i will just cut out the paper and paste it here...
I have a problem but i do not want anyone to know.. pls help me...Well u see..Sometimes when i wash my face,i put the soap right, then i rub my nose area.. but sometimes, cuz the soap is slippery right... so i accidentally pop my finger in to my nostil... it is very painful to my nose hole... pls help me... i do not want my nose hole to becum bigger and bigger.. pls reply, i really need help..
From, PainfullNoseHoles.
Ps. Pls reply.... my nose hole grew by 4 cm already....
HEHEHHE,
Love,
Azchul.
K..... My chulla is fucking sad and emo( i hate this word) and depressed and upset today.
I mean, ytd.
He's afraid that hes not gna get married cuz, well, he, old. like teukie.
"I’ve reached the age at a certain degree..
It’s time.. I should learn the analogies of this degree..
The depression of August can’t be like a child’s thought disappearing that quickly"


Credits to whoever who translated.

Haha,
Oh well, he posted a pict of himself b4 debute, omg, so fucking pretty... pretty pretty cinderella.
Heres a ♥ for heenim from az! ;o
Smile wide wide.~


Okie,
OLYMPICS was allright, i just didnt like the perfs of acient chinese traditions and stuff.
Papa goat was so funny.
"if the shoes made in china, it wont be able to last one whole round ard the stadium."
'the tourch from china not enough gas la, probably tml mus light up again.'
'yang yang, xin xin, ying ying, ping ping, Etc etc., all panda names, ....'
nah i type out not funny la,
the way he said it is like, ADIIIIDASSSSSSSSS GAL.
' i bomb the whole stadium, everyone die, no olympics! I WIN!'
... a bit lame, but when papagoat says it, its funny.
Now the national day parade... lofl.
If only u were here to listen to my mom sing the national anthem..
I would love to share betty's love with all of you.
Ha haaaa...SHUHADA, DONT USE MY MOM FOR FOOD,.
TO EVERYONE; DONT ANYHOW CALL MY MAMA, MAMA. DONT.
Yeh, but i actually wanted to see hang geng's face ytd, and watch him run for, um 10 secs.
but oh welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.....
Papagoat; do u know how singapore got her name?
Az; ya.... -.-
Papa; becuz the british found saw lion, lion in malay is, singa (or smth similar whatevrer), then thw PAP took over the gov and we became poor, then we are called singapore(singapoor).
Mamarat; shut up fat man.
Hehehe.


anyway
i was training at american club juz nw, 4 tml's assssessment.
I cant wait,
i wanna see lee yu wen!
D:

OH, HAPPY BDAY CHOLE CHAN.
:D love u still.

Oh, and i did not lie to u all abt tolley and tell me!
DIDNT U SEE!
a bit, like, while they were rappin' and all,
suddenly, sunye's part came in, and the boxing part too!
DIDNT U SEE.
Even jerrica saw.
And mrs koh's daughter is like, fucking cute,
I RMB SPEACHY DAY,
I was waving to her like mad, she just continue looking at me for one minute, and suddenly the baby started pointing to me and smiled wide wide! so fucking cute, i needed to smash smth against her face. AHHH SO CUTE.
then while she was waving to me, mr anthony came and i ran away.
i turned back and saw the baby still pointing at me and mrs koh was like, "ye u see that gal there, shes really stupid and all, so dont grow up to be like her yeh! ^^'
I believe she said that.
...

I got 3 red balloooons for my sweetie pie, pretty noona.
Oh girl, i cry cry,
Ur my all, say gooooodbye...
..solame.


Love,
Azchul.

Friday, August 08, 2008



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FUCKING OLYMPICS!

LUCKY ALYSSA.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i feel like dying now... i cant wait for the opening, later (tml), I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG, since the last olympics.

KKK,

must watch k.

Yeye bowling loser sport yeye. okie.

Love,

AzchulNever2BeeApart.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

mi apologies 2 all,
if u hav been reading all my SHITHINGKS and stuff,
hehehe, i noe, a bit fucked up, i have been doing all these stuff for a long time, but... i dont blog abt them, cuz, very, EMbareSSing,(well its embaressing to like stuff like these.) but, u noe, me and , dunno, SHITHINKS~
(butttt.... note; this is still not gna stop me from spazzing whenever we go to the topic on... heechul.. hehhehehe.)

...
from 2 dae, less fandom,
cuz, line understands,
it will only be de tWo appLes oN dE trEE.


My nose a bit shitty.
i keep smelling a smelly smell.
I THINK ITS MY OWN PISAI EH,
ahhhhh, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?!
HOW.
i dont wanna smell my pisai or the rest of my live....
D:
i need aunty pam angonie 2 help me 0n tis 0ne.
...

I brought a box of mantous today,
to share with my FRENS,
Hehe, i only have friends from 4/9, homely me.
so scaryyyyy, just now line so angry,
I THOUGHT SHE WAS PISSED WITH ME, cuz i walked awayyyyy, after she walked away.....
but... Ah, it wasnt me,
it was ,
the princess of kuteness and president of dsa.
lets go 2 BHC to see BHG.

Ah, big.... fat... weird thighs..........
Mom: EH fat thighs, go jump on the tramp-o-line la. girls at ur age arent suppose to have thighs THIS SIZE. (pinches my weirds [thighs])
D:
then, line sent me a msg,
fatty thighs~
then i rmb all the ppl in class making fun of my big ass and hips..
i think...NO.. I WILL,
do smth about it..


Oh myyyyy focusing,
like seriously,
i keep smelling my own pisia,
IS IT NORMAL?
AM I GOING THRU PUBERTY?
D;


Today we had AzNet!
With 1 viewer and 3 by standers.
And 4 special guest.
1 from thailand& 1 from the city of bangladash, unfortunatly, Az was not able to communicate with them.
mr chakweytiao uncle, kibum, who has quit to be full time revolution smth. (?)
Yubin who gt kicked out of wondergirls cuz she put on 70kg and eventually joined wonder kidz.
YES, but due to the low ratings and lack of sponsors, AzNet has offically been... been... removed from all radio stations/ television programmes, but AzNet still seeks your feedback, YES, YOU, VIEWER.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ye!
I WATCHED THE DESENT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZ OF ENGLISH PASSAGE 2!
OHHHH MATH AND HISTORY WAS SO HARD.
HAHAHHAHAH,FUCK.
FUCKING HARD.
HAHAHHAHHA.
D:

Ohhhh yeh! i saw my batik!!!!!!!!
yay.
im so happy, it looks... better. but one of the ends were not sealed up properly... so there are some black things smugged inside.... ahhh D:
Bella, didi, atalia's batiks were nice toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
...
I shd slp.
its, 12.07.
and my computer sux.
it has a hard disk prob.

ahhhhchuuuu.



Love,
Azchul.
EHHH EHHHH,
IM BORED.



...nah fooled ya again.

Actually,
i was ktr-ing with jas,[A loyal devoted Elf/massive fan of teukie/whom i think will be so angry at sunye if she knew teukie's 'love' for her (im sorry, theres smth wrong with my english.)], on, uh, monday, cuz, she said,,, sukira was having some dunno what diff studio thing ah, but my ktr was hanging like fucking ass hair... so i QUIT...I QUIT. i quit, after donT don, line don don.IT WAS SOOOOOOO BORING, but there was a special thingy, 3 snsd membas, no YoonA, so wAdevArr d00d.
So we chat chat for awhile, fun uh, cuz elfs are so knowledgable, and whatever etc etc..
heeechul loves...... __
HEY, THATS WHAT I SAID DURING MS CHUA'S LESSON!
... hehe.

i feel like laughing now.
I really cant wait to see their perf.
I Hope They Will Do Well.



Im watching my all time childhood fav. show now.
... -.-
Shinchan.
'Ma ma, wo hui lai le.'
'Ma ma, aorh fan lei le'
i love the canto ver., they sound damn kute.
I just love the sound effects.......
OH OH AND I LOVE XIAO BAI.so cute.

Stupid national day song,
Only reminds me of OLYMPICS.
OLYMPICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
AHHHHH, i feel like crying again...... only cel knows how i feel....


SHITTHINGKS!
APOLOGISE TO THE 3 GODS NOW.




Ah, i have, 2 more episodes of yukan club left..



...


Love,
Azchul.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DckjjF3L-0&fmt=18

A MUST WATCH!
yoobin's superrrrrrrrr hot, and the panda too.............................


Ah,
Tell me..
After SS premims,
Az; Ah yeh, i heard that sce 3 Tolley gals are dancing to tell me for the national day concert.
Line; *silence* ... i will dance to so hot, WA KA CHA.

So line was right, it was TRUE that sec 3's were listening to tell me very often these few days..
AH, kkk, DOESNT mean that, heechul memorized all of sohee's parts and wears a pink scrunchie, DOESNT mean he has a crush on her, HE MEMORIZED YOOBIN's part too...
RIGHT LINE!
...
(no response.)
...



...
....
.....
ah.



I cant wait to see their perf..



...




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Oh ye! we recently met Mrs K.Tay in school,
YEHYEH we realllyyyyyy misssssssssss herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............
she talked to us for a little bit, like a few minutes then she went back... D:
She slimmmmmmmed down, hehhe,


I gt caught for eating in class, so, now, mrs low doesnt really care about me.
Ah, damn saaad.
...


...

Love,
Azchul.


Ah, oh yes, i know.... Some of you know my youtube acct user, BUT BUT BUT, i share my acct with some other pees k... SO SOME cheesy,fucked up comments that are posted under my youtube acct, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE POSTED BY ME.
ty by nyappy.

AN CAFE OWNS FOB!
YeAH r0Ck 0N~

Monday, August 04, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_76BIGB0JY&fmt=18
Lofl, pajama party.
... ( is it me or do those gals look like wg... -.- .... ye, its me..cuz now im guessing... sm trainees...like the singaporean gal..)
ha ha ha.
oh i finsih my batik..
Wanna see...?




Love,
Azchul4everland.



( and because i find this post heechul posted on his blog is, so very cute, kute katz... i shall post it here because,because, i dont know either but its so cute i JUST HAVE TO POST IT ON CHANLINE LAND! D: im sorry....)




But see, im understanding, so dont read if u dont want to.
SPACE.













WAGAMAMA OWNS DANCE DANCE.












BECAUSE AN CAFE OWNS FALL OUT BOY.








AND WAGAMAMA CAME OUT LONG BEFIRE DANCE DANCE.









STUPID DI.







HEHEHE.





kkk, Heres Heenim's cyworld post..


;;;



I’m Hee who’s anticipating (the members) first successful performance of ‘Pajama Party’
Ah, this way you can see how much I love my members^-^
Heebum.. Shampagne..
Although they watched ‘ (Idol Show)’ with me, but these 2 kids..
I was watching the tv without saying anything, I felt that the warm ambience slowly disappeared
Ah Heebum -ie ya, because he has lived with me for 2 years, even if he was hurt..
Shampagne has been here for about a week already, and his stare has been gaegood (-_- )=b
Actually, last last week
Me (Heechul) : Ah Gaeteuk! Today you filmed ‘Idol Show’ right? ㅋㅋ
(Good?)

Teuk : Gaechul-sshi~ There was a lot of meaningㅎㅎ Because the Wonder Girls did very well ^-^ㅎㅎ
Me : Ah..^-^ That’s interesting ㅋ What did they do?^-^
(Is this something to be proud of?)

Teuk : The girls were all very cute ^-^ㅎㅎ
Me : Oh~ Really?
(I know)

Teuk : They were very kind ^-^ㅎㅎ
Me : Oh~
(I know)
Teuk : They were very hardworking ^-^ㅎㅎ
Me : Really?^-^
(I know! Ah I really feel like hitting him..)

Teuk : Gyahahahaha Ggiyahahaha (Teuk’s ‘7 sound’ witch laughter)
Me : Ah~ I got a fright, but why did you laugh~? ^-^;;
(Did you plan to do something?)

Teuk : Ah we played many games~ And even formed couples ..
Me : Eu..Eung? Form what?^-^ Recently my ear’s not very good in hearing^-^;;
(Ah I found out an agitating phrase!! Pia fly (?)ㄱㄱ)
Teuk : We formed couples and even played games, but because I was the MC so I wasn’t in any pairing~ㅎㅎ
Me : Ah.. What about the other members..?^-^
(I’ll let you off for now)

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Joking Joking~♡
As long as everyone finds it interesting^-^
Wearing snow boots (in the) 20th century dancing to
Tell Me’ in the snow
Tying a pink scrunchie to (my) hair dancing to
So Hot’
(It was) Said the fans were reported a few times
And said a few times in the programmes
If we really met, I think it’d be too cute
I’ve written a few messy posts about the
Wonder Girls’
Following the Game TV ‘Gaeguri Payite’ ’s song and memorizing the dance steps,
Bear Mithra likes
SNSD, I like Wonder Girls and we fought a few times ..
Other than that there were even more .. But we’re all just saying it (in the name of fun) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
When everyone sees me, they think I am a
Wonderful, aren’t I? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
At this standard, I’m not a
Wonderful but instead a Wonnampol yaㅋㅋㅋㅋ
This should be enough right (-┏);

*Rough definition of Wonnampol (a play on the similar sounding words): Someone who isn’t very good looking in their appearance but is able to give people a warm feeling in their hearts… I think.
Credits; OnlySJ13



Um, AzChul...
Heenim and wg..... always like that...
keh keh... -.-
btw, If ur a wg fan, ur a WONDERFUL, so his gramma is fine. (? wtf..)


Love,
Azchul.

Sunday, August 03, 2008

MILEY CYRUS VIRUS!
7THINGS ,
SHHHAAAAA~
...
AND THE 7 THINGS I HATE THE MOST THAT YOU DO.
YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU.
...
eh.


OH YE.
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANI SNSD!
(i think.)

Ah, i found all the youtube suspended ppl's 2nd acct already,
yay.

Line and Az,
GIRLS REVOLUTION, nice ah, the name.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7PAEFMMOIc
You know, i laugh alot.
wondersmurf! ^^

IM GNA DOWNLOAD ALL OF MILEY CYRUS'S ALBUMS NOW!
You too.go.

Love,
Azchul.
Dear Aunty Agonie PamHole,

I have a problem but i do not want anyone to know.. pls help me...
Well u see..
Sometimes when i wash my face,
i put the soap right, then i rub my nose area.. but sometimes, cuz the soap is slippery right... so i accidentally pop my finger in to my nostil... it is very painful to my nose hole... pls help me... i do not want my nose hole to becum bigger and bigger.. pls reply, i really need help..

From, PainfullNoseHoles.
YSMM is back with season 2, but see, im so fucking slow, i need to bang my head till my eyes go red.

damn damn damn.

Line and i are so... far.

...

Fucking you tube, stop suspending youtube acct subbers!!!!! D:

My soshisubs~~~~..

MY SOSHISUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power of nine...

...

K i just found... soshisubs2...

fuck.

youtube doesnt understand that, not everyone has cables... and know a few hundred languages..






...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KBV6L_XJyw

... SEE, I DONT HAVE CABLES, ....

...... *angryAz*

Ahahahha, heechul looks sooooo cute&coolCOOLcool~~~~~ Siwon(wow,sofuckinghot): forlever and lever.


(tyJas :D)

gomdorii,muishie,muish,lovefti,symbelmyn,SOSHISUBS,callmepotus,coolsmurf,

Great subbers, esp muishie,muish... subbed all of heechul's 8vs1 and ysmm and ehb... stupid fti so fucking lazy...
COOLSMURF, retarded name but wtf, watch (most) of his vids since i was sec 2... so sad,, sad,,sad...

sadd.. so many ppl tag heechul's blog...

sadddddd.

Messy post.

Love,

Azchul.

Saturday, August 02, 2008


Yukan club's Bidou, who do u think looks like him..
...
MAX CHANGMIN.
Same same.
All JE's shows are cool, esp with Pi, minus the stupid SP.
wtf am i talking abt.
...
wtf.
k bye.

--

Heebum&Champagne~ so cute uh.


Ah, i cant wait for olympics.





LEEYUWEN IS SUPER DUPER FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANNA MEET HIM AGAIN!!! AHHHHH~~~~ SO CUTE!




-.-


All, stupid posts;


kopi n paste.



ELF: Rellagyo is Hankyung’s or is it Simba’s or Snow White’s….ㄱ-


Heechul: Am I a thing…..*_*


Siwon: (He’s) Mine….ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ

---
ELF: I love all the Oppa!! Marry U and Don’t Don are all very nice songs!! I love you all, please be healthy always, and don’t forget ELF! Ah~~ Please remember to reply ahㅠ.ㅠ

Heechul: Replied



---


ELF: Who is Donghae oppa’s?

Kyu: Donghae hyung is mine ^ ^

ELF: Let’s get into a relationship~

Kyu: I said Donghae oppa is mine, why would I want to get into a relationship with you? ㄱㄱㄱㄱ
--- ELF: Kyuhyun is mine

Kyu: What is this

Heechul: You want to die?

Yesung: Give Up

Kangin: What? This fella..
---

I love ufo town replies, so funny.
it so, lofl.
...
stupid mtv asia.. heechul's just 2 and a half hours away from me...

You’ve been on the tour the past couple of months for the Super Show. Why isn’t Singapore one of your stops?
Leeteuk: Well yeah, we’ve actually been going to a lot of other places in Asia. We did the first show in Thailand, and we’re planning nine more stops. We’d actually have loved to make a stop at Singapore. Why haven’t you called us?!
Ahhh I see. Our bad. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to speak to my boss about it.

Super Junior: YEAH!!!


Ya la fuck, then line and i dont need to travel all the way to bangkok...

Love,
Azchul.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Is it me or am i, so, slow.
I just,just,just found out that, coolsmurf's acct got suspended, ha ha ha.opps.
THATS WHY AH,
the past weeks or so, i have been wondering, alot,
Az wondering: why hasnt he put up any wg musicbank,inkigayo blahblahbahjbks videos...why...
THEN,
i found out,
...

I like, boxing the sheep's chours,
It remids me of,
One peice.
And, hawaii.
and.
Me.
Nah, i kid.


Love,
Azchul.