Get It Big.


Number One,
Your friend, C, and you, Cb,
Im fucking irritated with both of you,
Number Two,
C, I dont know you your cb's fucking friend, YOU fucking dont know Me, Do you even know My name? You have no damn right to say my dressing,
LOOK AT YOUR SELF,
-Your fat.
-Your ugly.
-Your dressing sucks.
Your overalls are below your breast, Your tee says 'Something Love Is Perfect', Looks nice la.
Oh, and nice black stockings? I mean, uh, It helps emphasize your fats,
Fine, Im fat, My middle name is fat,The that guy greets me by saying. "Hi Fats!"
But shit, Your fats are, All over the place.
You dont know me, Neither do i know you, All i know your ugly and fat, Bye.
Number 3,
WHEN I WAS CHANGING MY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU,
WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER PERSON,
WHEN I ACTUALLY TREATED YOU NICER AND TREATED YOU AS ONE OF MY BETTER FRIENDS,
You had to do this again,
Look, sweetie, Reality check, The that guy already said, You are ___ __ ______ and your just fucking ____. Sorry to say, But he's right.
Ah, I dont wanna make you lose your precious face, But i know you have many so, Dont mind losing one right?
Im imagining, Him going up to you and saying, " Eh You FATSO, You think you dress very nice ar?"
Hahah, Nice. ;o Too cool already.
Oh my, I know my dressing not as good as Her but fuck,
Case Oneeeeee,
Do you know the defination of overdressing?
Wearing thousands and millions of makeup,
Wearing necklace after necklace after ear rings after bangles after scarfs after belts ECT ECT.,
Wearing a hot pink Razor back another Orange one and a Lime gree off shoulder and a yellow with black stripes jacket and army boots with multi coloured shoelaces and maybe colourful cargo pants,
Ah, Did i dress like that?No, I dress so fucking slack that day and She helped me cos i got fucking problem,
God, Help me save them.
I dont know whats wrong with you CB,
Wait, You like CB right? I mean with all the B's behind, tskkk.
Just when i thought you changed, Damn, was i wrong,
Your unpropotionate, Like me! ;o
But you wannabe Her, so badly, You cant, cos your not hot like Her,
Your a manly gong. ;o
Chaichain.

Love,
Detective Az,
Case solved.

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Désir D'amour !

Dzire's first grand opening party,
Botanic rooftop garden outdoor party,
21st of December 07,
Strictly above 15 years old, (year 1992)
Please note that bouncers will be present to check.
Alcohol provided to 18 and above.
Hiphop,R&B,Raggaeton,Techno/trance/dance/club, Indie.
Ticket pricing at,
Underage, (below 18) : $13,$15,$18 ($18,Door tickets)
Above 18: Not comfirmed.
L I M I T E D tickets!
So, quick! Get your tickets before its too late! ( Okay, I know that sounds corny,im sorry, ;o )
Oh,And Santa Clause will be there too! :D
You can buy tickets from Caroline ann cresswell and yours truly, Acelyn chan.

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I miss My Caroline Ann Cresswell, D: D:
I miss My Juntay Nishiwawa, D: D:
I miss My Charrr and Ricey, D: D:
I miss My brudder, Pam and Sit. D: D:
I miss My Chloe Qinaide and Lissa Pl, D: D:
I miss them so very much, D: D: D:
At last, At long last, Meeting Baby tml, ;o
Seems like we have been drifting, d r i f t i n g, Futher and further awayyyyyy, Alway so B u s y,
Ah, D:


Love,
Detective Az.

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Detective Az liks someone,
She's scary and, fucking, scary.
But She's damn fucking hot, and fucking pretty, and fucking skinny,
Thinking of her makes me happy,
New Eyecandy, ;o


Anyway, Was clearing up my shit and found some interesthing shit.
I'll post the picts later.
;o


Baby i read the letter you wrote me, Long ago,
You said,if you ever get back into that horrible place, Dont cry and dont be worried, that you'll be fine inside there.
You said,waiting is the hardest thing to do, But i said, I would wait, heh.
The last sentence said, Nothing lasts forever, Except you and me, I love you baby,rest well and don't think so much.
I really miss you.
I love you baby, *draws an ugly heart, * :D

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Im sorry for blogging about this,
Honestly, Im being a fucker, Poking my nose into stuff that doesn't concern me one bit,
But, See, She's my friend, My very good friend actually, And she's facing some very serious friendship problems.
I probably know how she feels,
As when ever i quarrell with, Lets call her, Cookie,
I feel like eating my balls/shit, The feeling, Itself, feels really bad, And it hurts alot,
And then, Thinking that if your relationship with her is gna end or continue, What would happen to you?
For some, i guess, they cant let go, Sensitive people.
For others, Getting a new bestfriend is like eating mash potatos, ( I know, No link.)
But see, You treasure this friendship so much, Your willing to salvage it, no matter how hard it is,
Personally, Im willing to change for Cookie, i'll be like my old self, Cos i do treasure this friendship, She means alot to me, And i care for her and want her to know i'll be there when she needs me, tell her whats wrong from right, and go starbugs for a carmel Fraapeee and be ahsoh. ;o
Im sensitive, I know, But thats me, Cant change that,
And you cant tell someone, not too be so sensitive,They are like this!
You just cant, It's wrong! I mean, Look, What if i tell you, Dont be so ugly, You cant right? Fuck?
Be thankful you have someone who cares for you, your bestfriend does not want to end this friendship, Can you tell how much effort she has been putting in to salvage this friendship?
Do you see her saying," i dont care no more, its not worth it.'
She doesn't you know why, Cos she cares, Alot, Be fucking happy that someone treasures this friendship, more than you do.
Im sorry, I dont know the full story, but when i see my friend like this, it breaks my heart,
But see, One part of my heart is jumping for joy, As it isnt happening to me, Fucker huh.
Still, If you didnt know, Words hurt, Hearing it sucks, Reading it, Sucks more.
Do you, hell know how much she's trying to act-so-happy infront of everyone, and goes back home, thinking that you'll never be there again, How's that, Nice feeling uh.
Childish, No. Thats not it, Dont compare her and your other friends.
I cant talk about change, No one can.Everyone changes, It's a bloody fact, Everyone hates it.
Everyone has changed, Everyone has to change, The world is in constant flux.

This friendship isn't something you would want to lose,thats just what i have to say,
I have nth aganst you, Nor do i dislike you or anything, I guess you learn from your mistakes,
Its not too late to apologise and cry.

My apologies yet again, I hope i wont be such a noisey fucker again, Goodbye.

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Go Away,


I have no idea how to c o n t a c t you,
How, How, How,
I Miss You,




LbAbEsTiEx.

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Soulja Boyyyyyy,
Is like, Super Mario, ;o
YOU, YOU, YOUUUUUU! SUPERMAN!

Had meeting on Tuesday, ;o Is that cooooool(?)!
Wed, I only remember talking on teh phone with Lb, It was f u c k i n g funny, Hahah,
Only Lb makes me laugh,
Anywayyyyyy,
Had Bio Test today, ;o
Met Bella for breastfest at 10,
Walked back to school, on the way met Didi (who doesnt love me anymore, Birdday also never call me, D:) and Farah, :D
Heh, Sat outside the D.studio talking about alot of shit, Was late for Test, half an hour, Hahah, Baldif (?) was, like, weird,
The test was one hour, so we had half an hour more the finsih the test, all of us finished in 15 mins, Fucking restless,
Everyone left, except Me, Bella, Didi,Farah,
Ah, cannot take it, so fucking bored!
So i started stretching and made loud noises, making frog noises and banging my head while bouncing, (?) Hahah,
Farah and Bella got damn irritated cos they wanted to sleep so they were like, 'shouting' and asking me to shut up,
Only Didi and i were like, RIBBIT.
Told Baldif we didnt want to stay until the test finish, so we left.
Went to MommyRat's to dye hair,
My only source of entertainment was Monkey Ball, I unlocked like, 894712323253275132178743233572875834363456451224312 stages! Seriously.
Yeh so, Dyed 4 shades of brown, Ugh, FUCKING WANT MY ICE LANDIC! D:
I C E L A N D I C!
Wellllll, I tried getting Icy white/ or Ice landic if i could, obviously, Couldn't, Didnt bleach, Cos, I dont want the texture of my hair to be like, JUNTAY'S. HAHAHAH, Okay, sorry baby, Go for hair treatment, ;o
In the end, Neither Icy white or Ice landic, Close, But not close, looks like, IceLandic gone wrong. D: D: D:
Yeh so, Fucking long,
Hahah,
So tired, Hohehuhahy,
Later of the day, spent with Junwawa,
:D

HEIDI!
SHE'S SO HOT!
Heidi klum too! ;o
Shusshh,
;o
I like, Both. :D

Im a bowl/ball in disguise.

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Huppy 16th Birdday SkinnyMoTimoBallzO! :D
:D BURFDAE BASH!




Lb and Timo's house now, Im damn bored,
Called Chloe! She's back! :D
She bathing now, Meeting her soon, :D
Ytd, Friday,
Went out with LB!
Heh, We took neoprints, Hahah! Picts up soon, :D
SHE LIKES MY NEW HAIR! ;o
WoOo, Ab huppie.
She said, ITS COOL! xo
Hahah, yehhHhhHhhHhhHhhHhhH,
Spent the few days with Juntaywawa,
...
Saw, fuckfaceS, I shouldn't have seen them,
Oh well, I got no fate with them/Her, Whatv, Fucking Spoil My Mood.
I Need to Forget everything about You,
I Don't want You to exist,
I Don't want to have any Memory of You,Ever,
You, By now, Should Be Completly wiped out of My mind,
But why does every song remind Me of You?
Something's Wrong, I Shouldn't Be Doing This.

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GoOod Times, Coming Up SoOon.

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Fake eyeS,
Strawberry Pajamas,

WOW,I DONT LOOK RETARDED AT ALL IN THESE 2 PHOTOS MAN!

Wawa gave Me, Cuz I think my mom doesnt believe 'He's from Barker',Hahaha.

Hahah, fake eyes again,Pika.

Hahahahah! Looks good man! I know Charizaad likes, HAHAHA.

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Saturday,
Wawa Came 1st, :D
Heh,
4+++ Cab to town with Wawa,
Aizaad and I talked about, B o w l i n g,
*Nostril flare*
And fuck, Kimmy quit coe, FUCK, Clifton Tan better not quit.
Hate balling hate balling hate balling, D:
Anyway, Left to find Lb, Paradiz.
Met Lb Timo Daryl Alex ect ect.
They play lan, again.
*Nostril flare again*
Lb and i went to eat grapes.HaHaHa.
Met Jewel, :D
Hahah, she dress so pretty, :O
Went arcade, BishiBashi and the Shooting thing,
Lb and i kept dying, dying,dying,
BUT BUT, We ALMOST killed the King monster, So, Scary. :O Must shoot the tougue, :P
So we spent close to 20bucks in the Paradiz arcade,
Me and Lb plaed cs awhile, Hahaha fucking funny,
Bought lotsa candies.
They finish playing lan,
Lb Jewel and I went to play our own shit, like some adventrue game in Paradiz, Hahah,
What the fuck.
Sat there awhile thinking of where to go,
In the end, decided to go Ps cos i had to go Meridien meet Jun at 7,
Lb and I went Arcade again, Hahah, play play play.
Left at 730+.
Walk to Meridien,
Call Char,
And i was like some idiot walking and looking for Jun,
Pass Sydney and co., Still couldnt find Him,
Still on the phone with Char, Hahah,
Finally found them at the Kopitiam place, :/
...
Hahah, someone from Singtel just called me and asked for Shierly Wu, HaH.
...
Okay Yeh, Met Jun Ian Alex Justin Aizaad,
They went on to jack/jag Char again,
Oo, Funny,
Char's self esteem plunged down, low low, D:
Hahah, 3e2 next year hm? :D
And Aizaad charizaad want to challenge me b o w l i n g, :O
HaaHAAhaa. :D
They left, And Me Baby and Alex went to the Meridien food court to sit, and, sit.
Fucking boring,
Ian came back,
WoOo, And his god-sister?
Yeh, Oh Gah,
She hot, She pretty, She skinny,
And she mistook me for Nishiwawa,
Question;
Do I really look like Jun Tay?
Answer?
I dont think so, not even one bit,
*BIG Nostril flare*
So then Juntay went missing, And his phone was with Me,
But it was Alright!
You know why?!
Hah, Not telling you,
HEH.
..
Kkk, I'll tell,
Cos, Got pretty girl to look at,
Hahahahahahha,
Wtf, I sound like a perve,
Maybe I am, :O
HAHAHAHA,
.. Fucking pysco Az.
HEHEHE,
*Perve Look + Gigantic Nostril Flare.*
OKAY THEN I FOUND OUT JUN WAS INSIDE THE FOOD COURT WITH CASEY,
AND CASEY WAS SAD! D:
OR HE WAS ANGRY, @:
OR HE WAS FACING UP TO REALITY! :O
OR PEOPLE WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS! :/
I dont know,
But they talked smth abt Christmas, And Smth like Casey not having Christmas presents, D:
So Az try to be nice, and I say, Casey dont be sad, Acey buy you Christmas Present,
BUT CASEY SAY, NO!THATS OUT OF POINT!
D: Hahahah!Az act smart only.
What happen uh?I ALSO DONT KNOW, HAHAHAHA BUT,
He say, I WILL KNOW, SOON.
SOON, Said Casey, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
BUT NO! AZ WANNA KNOW NOW!
BUT CASEY SAID, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SOOON!
*Stuff sunflower petals in Nostrils.*
Hah,
So Said byebye and left with Baby, :D

Sunday,
A day with JunBaby,
Hahahah, It ryhmes! :O
KkKkKk, Pictzzz.

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Don't judge Me when All of You don't even know Me,
You guys are like, JR's friends or smth, I know,
I don't even know you all, You guys are like, Poly? 18,19?
I dont know? But fucking get your facts right before you start blamming people, Im not the one in the wrong here, Tell Your fat JR Friend(s), Dont come and change the story.
Two Fat Fuck Faces, Fucking, Irritating.




Anyway, I gotta thank C for all the help she has done,
C, I'd Understand if your friends are disappointed/angry/sad with you, for believing me and not believing their side,ect ect,
So You don't need to help me if you don't want to,
I appreciate everything you've done for me, :D
As long as I know that my side knows the truth, I guess I have my ways of getting out of this mess, Cos i Didnt start this. :D

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Excuess me, Dear, KB, Um I dont know who you are, and i dont know where your from, Boarddrick sec, What the hell, I dont even know if you have a vagina or a penis, And my recent post, not abt you, becos why wld i blog about someone i dont know and plan to kill them? Isn't that like, really, Stupid?
Girl/boy, you really need some brains. Since you started the spaming shit, I'll just reply you this one more time,
You called me an ah lian? If you have seen me before, I do not look like an ah lian nor do i dress like one, and if you really want to beat me up or like, find me or smth,give it all you got.
I personally do not like to threaten people, but it's people like YOU who started this shit, If your really all that you claim to be, why are you still hiding behind that computer screen, If you really hate me,Wouldn't you be comming abt finding me right abt now?
I do not think i am very big, or whatever you call it, cos actually i think im rather small, im like a small in Zara, Topshop im like in a size 6 or 8, UK sizing abt 0 or 2, I can hardly find celllulite ard my body, and i so not have under arm flab, and i weigh abt, 43kg, i dont think im really, that big uh, big is probably, like a size 20 or xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl, abt 70 kg, Oh my, dont tell me your jealous of me? Well, if you want i got some tips on how to lose weight. cos seriously, Big, means;
(Adapted from Longman Contemporary English Dictionary, With, innovative Cd-rom)
Big= Size, Of more than average size or amt,
" A Big house." "I need a Bigger desk." "She had a Big grin on her face." "Los Angeles is the Biggest city in California." "There was this great Big spider in the sink."
-> Turn to page 574 for Fat.
Fat = Weighing too much becos you have too much flesh on your body.
"A short Fat man in his early 5o's." "You'll get Fat if you eat all that chocolate." "He looks so much Fatter than he is in his photo."
Now, Im not that big/fat, Am i?
I must feel extreamly sorry for you for not being able to understand the importance of this word.
And the part where i rely on my boyfr, Sorry but i don't.Why wld i rely on him for? I was feeling abit upset that day, and i needed to talk to someone, so i told him, Please get Your facts right, I dont want to have to do this again.

If you have any enquiries pls apporach me,If you ever see me,My name, Acelyn chan.

Thank you so much for your kind support.

Hugs and Kisses,
♥AZ.

Xoxo.

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